[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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   Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!

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eat acid!

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tickle a mental patient!

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pimpslap a mob boss!

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swing on power lines!

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tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!

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spend the night with Micheal Jackson!

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paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!

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tickle an elephants foot!

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poke an angry gorilla!

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play with bazookas!

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french a pirahna!

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pick a fight with a dragon!

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try to fly off the empire state building!

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give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...

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pet a rabid coyote!

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take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!! 

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try to brush a kobra's teeth!

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kiss an aligator!

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dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.

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Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!

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Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!

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Grow a handlebar moustache!

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Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!

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stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing

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Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

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swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat

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eat my other cousins

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Laugh while having ketchup

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Play with blow torches!

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6.[GoddessofHELLo]
7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
8.[Rolo] le blah..
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10.[Thing From Another World]
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13.[daydreams of happyer times]
14.[Mystii] umm. what can i say? lol
15.[Evil-Genious]
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17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
18.[sanke]
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22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
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24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!

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